Hospital me Nurse

Hospital me Nurse:

Mubarak ho apke

 Ghar beta paida hua hai!

man:

Wah re! Kya Technology hai.

Biwi yaha hospital mein hai aur

beta ghar mein paida hua hai!!

Todays joke

Santa;
Naukar Se-Jara Dekh To Bahar Suraj Niklaa Hai Ya Nahi
Naukar;
Bahar To Andhera Hai,
Santa:
To Torch Jala Kar DekhLe Kaamchor..!!